Humor – JFF *

Gmail chat status message window is really a place where you can shout your heart out. That doesn’t necessarily mean you write appropriate and apt messages only. After all it’s your window and I guess it reflects your own personality. Yesterday my friend Alan has set his gmail status as: Set Status Here?? Okay...Happiest Bachelor On Planet Earth.

When I checked this I told him that I will reply his status message with my status message and I set message as: Every man should get married... After all Happiness is not the only thing in life..

Then I added another friend Jason in the chat who is about to lose his Bachelor’s degree and someone near to his heart will get her Master’s degree. The conversion went for a little while and then we dropped off. Here is the exact conversation:

 You have invited Jason to this chat.

 This is now a group chat. Add another person.

 Jason Satarkar has joined.

 Alan Nagpurkar has joined.

 Jason:  helo

 Alan:  both of our lines together makes them more humorous

 Jason:  good mirning

 Alan:  morning ya mirning

kya piya be

 me:  Jason: I have added my status message in reply to Alan’s status mesg

 Alan:  abey isako FB karo

awara pe

 Jason:  abe abhi utha hoo

 me:  i guess Jason is sandwitched in between two msgs

 Alan:  heheh

 Sent at 8:28 AM on Thursday

 Jason:  hehehe

joke tha naa

 Alan:  juldi hi woh tere group mein aayega

 me:  Uthh ja Jason.. yeh joke nahi hai.. duniya ki sabse badi sacchai hai

 Jason:  haa yaar

 me:  aaj tuze bahut gyaan mila hai.. add this on FB and see how many replies u get for it

 Jason:  isiliye thoe aur din rehne do muje dream me

 me:  muze dosto ka happiness dekha nahi jata

 Sent at 8:32 AM on Thursday

 me:  chaloo guys.. i m back to work.. have nice day ahead

keep dreaming.. it doesn't cost a penny

 Jason:  yep

sahi liine hai

ye daal dunga FB pe

 Sent at 8:34 AM on Thursday

 Jason Satarkar has left.

 Alan Nagpurkar has left.

 

Jason Satarkar has left. Alan Nagpurkar has left and I was left alone with thoughts in my mind. Yes marriage is really indefinable in perfect terms. ‘Shadi ka laddoo. Khao to pachtao.. na khao to pachtaaoo…’. I have seen many of my friends getting married and changed a lot. Who says there is no medicine for one’s nature? I would say try marriage.

My friend told about my gmail status message to my dear wife and rest is history. It can’t get worse than your friend telling your wife about such things about you with all added Mirch Masala..

At the very end of the day I saw another friend’s gmail chat status message as: My advice to every man is to get married. If you get good wife you are lucky else you become Philosopher.    

And I didn’t dare to chat further with him…

Appendix A: * JFF – Just for Fun

P.S. - Original names are replaced with dramatic names in futile effort to conceal identities of the characters.